Advice From a Happy Stehekin Deer
(Upon finding a neat little hoof signature by my chomped cabbage…)
Go in at night, they won’t catch you then
They’re sleeping so sound, you can easily dine
Your exotic fare inconceivably fine
All that is missing is fine sparkling wine
Go right ahead and nibble away
Try strawberry leaves and green bean pate
And that little green apple dangling high and away?
Oh yes it’s definitely worth the foray!
And what have we here, now, so round and deep green?
It’s cabbage! for coleslaw! The perfect cuisine!
Just take a few bites, from the center to glean
There’s more where that came from, just come back again
And when you’re all done sign with neat little stamps
And carefully step through the mega watt amps
With leanness of figure wires cause you no pain
For ease through all fences.... try a vegetable plan! l.c.